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Iado! Tadado! Jibado! Gyoza!
Ochiidebayo!
Today, we're going for a drive!
Yay!
Niyori!
But we're not going for a normal drive!
Okay.
This time, we're going to do a battle that only happens in Niinii!
That is...
We're going to buy things that are cheap and things that are more expensive...
And whoever buys more than 10,000 yen will win the battle!
Yay!
That's about it!
I don't know!
For example...
Since we made a lottery, we'll go to a store and buy what we think is the cheapest.
Okay.
We'll draw lots and go to the store...
And we'll buy things that are more expensive and things that are cheaper.
We'll repeat that and whoever buys more than 10,000 yen will win the battle!
But if you just look at it, you'll know which store is the cheapest.
So we'll have you come back in five minutes from the moment you get out of the car.
If you pass five minutes...
We'll add one second and one yen.
Oh no!
If you come back in five minutes and ten seconds...
Even if you buy something for 100 yen, it'll be 110 yen.
Oh, I see.
So we have to buy things for 111 yen next.
That's the rule we'll follow.
We'll split up into teams and do the first lottery.
Okay.
Good, bad, or awase!
- Me and both teams. - Oh, I see.
So, who'll go first?
I'll go first.
- Huh?! - What's that?
- Huh?
- Osaka? - Huh? Incheon Airport?
- Huh? - Incheon?
- What do you mean? - I don't know!
Don't use words you don't know!
- Anyway, we'll go first. - Okay.
Okay, team Mushishiba will go first.
Okay, everyone.
This is actually a lottery game.
Yeah.
If you win a weird shop, it's over.
- Okay, Yusuke-kun. - Here we go.
- Let's do it. - Here we go!
Here it is!
- Can I? - Go ahead!
Ta-dah!
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's crazy! - Wow!
And you know what's tough about this? It's ION's 3rd time.
- Going back and forth in 5 minutes isn't hard at all. - It's a dash!
- This is pretty... - This is crazy!
- We're ahead of ourselves! - This project is falling apart, but is it okay?
- No, your team is pretty crazy. - This is crazy!
- We have no choice but to look for a good one. - Seriously!
- This is crazy! - This is crazy!
- With this kind of lottery, there's a chance we'll lose too. - Yeah.
- That's how it is. - Then, let's...
Go!
- We've arrived! - Alright!
- Hurry up and give me the money! - It's 10,000 yen!
- Give me the money! - The one who buys the most wins.
- Who knows? - Who knows?
- The rules have changed! - Since we're in ION right now...
If we walk around with a camera, we might get caught.
- So we'll just walk around like normal. - Okay.
- Our strategy is... Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
I'm in a team with someone I don't know.
- I'm in a team with someone I don't know. - Why are you being ugly all of a sudden?
- Well, I'm an ion, so if I get caught by a high school boy band or something, I'll be like "argh" and I'll play this song to avoid wasting my time.
- Play?! - Are you serious?
- Well, our strategy is... If we just buy CDs or magazines, it'll be expensive, so we'll aim for a small shop in front of the cash register.
- Is there one? - Well, we'll do our best. - Okay.
- So it's only five minutes, right? - Five minutes is tough. We'll definitely go overboard, but we'll try our best.
- For now, if we go up the escalator and go up, we'll win. - Okay.
- Ready... Start! - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Oh, they're here, they're here, they're here. - They're fast!
- Okay, hurry up! - Okay!
- We won!
- Surprisingly! - Okay!
- Four minutes and fifty-three seconds! - Wow, we did it!
- Wow! - You're fast!
- You did well! - Wow, we made it in time!
- If we didn't get caught in the first picture... - If we got caught in the first picture...
- It doesn't matter. - If we didn't get caught in the first picture...
- Since we only have one HMV... - Since we only have one HMV...
- There wasn't anyone in our range who had a digital match. - There wasn't anyone in our range who had a digital match.
- But we found our own. - But we went to look for our own.
- Wow.
- We barely had any time. - And?
- How much did you buy? - This is the one we were aiming for.
- So this is what we bought! - So this is what we bought!
- Ta-da! - Oh!
- A bunch of stuff! For 108 yen! - Oh!
- We bought it off the digital market. - I see.
- This is a win. - Well, it's a good start, right?
- Well, shall we go? - We're counting on you!
Let's do it!
We'll do it here!
Ready, set, go!
Convenience store!
Wow!
We got the best store!
Okay!
Let's go to the convenience store!
It's heavy!
We arrived at 7-eleven!
Let's go and buy some coke and gum!
That's right!
Ready, set, go!
I'm sure there's a cigarette in there!
Don't walk around like that!
Run and come back!
That's right!
We usually talk while shopping, don't we?
It's 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
It's longer than I thought.
This is the 1.10 yen balloon gum.
Oh, yeah.
There's 9,990 yen in here.
The biggest adult has come.
Well, well, it can't be helped.
With this, please.
Let's go!
Takumi Shopping!
Oh, my God!
I don't know at all!
If you're a gentleman, you'll know this.
Buy and be satisfied!
Sell and be satisfied!
Takumi Shopping!
What's that?
Is it nationwide?
This is an erotic bookshop.
It's falling apart.
It's not good.
But there's a DVD that's cheap.
That's right.
There's a DVD that's cheap.
And various products are sold in camouflage.
Figures and ordinary books.
There's a variety of things sold.
The first entrance is certainly a serious bookshop.
If you can find it there, it's hot.
Yes!
Let's go!
We're here!
If you go inside, you'll hear a voice.
I can't bring the video.
The sample is flowing.
It says it's on sale.
Oh!
Do you want me to bring my own money?
If you're going to buy it, you have to buy it with that money.
What?
Why?
It has nothing to do with my own money.
I was lost at the convenience store earlier.
I stopped because I thought it wasn't right.
You have no choice but to buy it.
What is it?
You have a plan for your fans.
I want to buy that smelly book as a Yosukibushi.
Why is erotic books so smelly?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Start!
OK, I'll show you what I can do.
What is he?
Isn't he Shibayu?
(Laughter)
Isn't he Shibayu?
Are you kidding me?
(Laughter)
Isn't he Shibayu?
Is he playing this character?
"Shibayu-kun" is not written below.
It's "Mutal Shibayu-kun".
That's "Shibayu-kun", right?
Is the time OK?
What?
Oh!
Five minutes!
What?
Even though you were walking!
What's up?
Now, 4 yen, 5 yen, 6 yen have been added.
(Laughter)
No matter how cheap things you buy, now it's hundreds and tens of yen.
Oh! It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Oh no, oh no!
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Start!
What?
Five minutes and twenty-three seconds!
Oh!
Shibayu's new underwear was too expensive!
(Laughter)
Oh no! I did it!
I was happy to say that my new underwear would exceed 1,000 yen.
Your underwear was good.
(Laughter)
Are you selling new underwear here?
Wow!
By the way, what was it?
Well, I knew it was pretty bad time, so I took this from the DVD corner that is easy to say the strongest.
The result is here!
Wow! What is it?
(Laughter)
It doesn't sell at all!
It doesn't sell at all.
(Laughter)
A farmer's mother is picking up a young man's new underwear.
Wow!
It's raining a lot.
Why is this your favorite, Shibayu?
(Laughter)
I made a mistake. It's 600 yen.
It's here!
580 yen is painful.
Plus 23 seconds, it's 603 yen.
Hey! You should know better!
It's expensive!
Earlier, it was 108 yen, but now it's more than 700 yen.
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad.
Isn't it bad if it's more than 603 yen next?
To be honest, there were other things that weren't bad.
When we buy weird towels at a convenience store, they say "what?"
I see.
Is it?
I don't know.
Where are you looking at?
I'll give it to Shibuya.
Well, that's right.
Wow!
I did it!
Don't show me this!
Also, there's something I wanted you to say.
Certainly.
You were talking about it.
What is it?
If you know about this job, say it.
What?
Isn't it very good from the image?
(Laughter)
It's true!
It's often deformed!
This is it!
I don't have permission to say it.
What?
You should say it!
I don't have permission for this.
Are you being used by Shibuya-kun on your own?
(Laughter)
I'm not going to say it and ask you to give me the money.
At least I want a new underwear bag.
(Laughter)
That's right.
I want you to wear it for a year.
This is a bit of a joke.
Let's be serious from now on.
Yes.
This sincerity may come back to you at 9 o'clock.
That's right.
Yes.
I'll go.
Well...
Now...
I'm counting on you.
This is it!
What?
Beard Papa!
Wow!
Idiot!
(Laughter)
That's the cheapest ice cream.
Are you serious?
Then it's a little expensive.
Well, you can't eat it for more than 100 yen.
Then I'll go.
Beep beep!
I'm checking it now.
It's probably because it's born as a child.
The pelvis is pretty solid.
The nipples are surprisingly beautiful.
What? Carrot?
Carrot...
Let's go!
Let's go, you idiot!
I was watching it all the time.
Don't keep watching the old woman's AV.
Stop it.
We're waiting for you to watch the AV.
Let's go.
Hang in there.
We're back.
3 minutes and 44 seconds.
Okay.
The cheapest one is...
170 yen in Taishu.
And...
210 yen in Saksakushu.
This is the real deal.
We bought it for you all.
Thank you.
So, it's 380 yen in Beard Papa.
We spent a lot of money.
After seeing the farmer's carrot,
we bought a lot of things.
Well, next...
Let's go to a place where we want to have a cup of tea.
Let's go.
Let's go to a supermarket and buy a cup of tea.
This is it!
Nitori.
You're missing too much.
But if it goes up to this price range,
there's a theory that Nitori is unexpectedly troublesome.
It might be cut unexpectedly.
Let's go to Nitori.
Beep beep!
We've arrived at Nitori.
Let's go!
It's fast.
4 minutes and 52 seconds.
It's fast.
What did you buy?
Stainless mug.
699 yen including tax.
Shall we go?
Let's check the amount.
We're going to...
Don Quijote!
It's not bad.
Let's go.
We're here! Let's go!
It's 5 minutes and 53 seconds.
Damn it!
You put too much cash in there.
I knew it.
Show me what you bought.
This is it!
It's a damn boring clearing file.
It's not a clearing file, it's a file.
408 yen.
Wow, that's great.
And you added 53 yen.
It became 461 yen.
I see.
It's 851 yen.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
How much did you spend?
I spent 1410 yen in total.
Wow.
You spent 600 yen.
It's like a double score.
I'm sweating.
It's all his fault.
Damn it!
He said it's his fault.
Shall we go next?
Let's go home.
No.
Let's go home.
Let's go home?
How could you say that?
What did you see?
Next, we're going to...
a convenience store!
Nice change.
We're back at the convenience store.
Ready, set...
It's sweet.
It's 2 minutes and 55 seconds.
It's sweet.
Within 3 minutes.
What did you buy?
A pen?
Oh, it's a pen.
It's not an effect pen.
It's 700 yen.
That's great.
I spent 100 yen.
That's great.
I spent a lot of money.
There's no convenience store left.
You look like a middle schooler.
You look like you're going to get a good one.
Thank you.
Here you go!
Cake shop!
But it was just the price of a cake shop.
Well, well, well.
If you buy one, it's just the right price.
We've arrived at the cake shop.
Let's go!
Let's go fast.
2 minutes and 2 seconds.
Isn't it the fastest?
Here you go.
464 yen.
Isn't it amazing?
Let's eat.
It's delicious.
Here you go.
Super.
It's very easy.
I have a suggestion.
Why don't you buy two cakes at the supermarket?
Buy the one you bought and the one that exceeds it.
I think two products are just the right pace.
Let's go to the supermarket.
Let's go.
We bought two cakes for over 700 yen.
Has it started?
I'll show you how to buy it.
Find something over 700 yen and bring it to me.
Buy only two of them.
Are you ready?
Start!
I'm thirsty, so I'll buy something to drink.
It's very helpful.
It's fast.
4 minutes and 3 seconds.
I bought something.
I bought "king's tears".
"King's tears"?
It's sparkling wine.
"King's tears" is 748 yen.
It's expensive.
Hey!
Don't leave the driver alone.
Cheers!
I'm sure you bought something good.
Which one is it?
King's tears
"King's tears" and "king's tears" are a little difficult.
It's a little scary.
It's so far away.
The next one is 465 yen or more.
Is it still that low?
If we add this, it may be more than 1,000 yen next time, so I want to hold it down as much as possible.
Yes.
Here we go.
Yes.
Don!
Daishi!
Come on, come on, come on.
Are you okay?
No.
Heave-ho!
Let's try 4 minutes and 50 seconds.
That was close!
Perfect!
First of all, the cheaper one is...
Yes.
Ta-dah!
What is it?
Eyeballs candy!
Wow...
That's more than 400 yen.
That's 538 yen.
Wow, wow.
It's surprisingly expensive.
And the other expensive one is...
This one!
Ta-dah!
Wow, it's expensive.
646 yen.
I couldn't help it when I found it.
It's ULTRAMAN TIGER!
What? Are you kidding me?
Then I can't help it, can I?
So, in total...
Oh, wait.
I found it in private.
Wow!
What? What are you doing?
I couldn't stand it.
So, in total, we have...
The next limit.
So, now we have...
1205 yen and 260 yen.
1465 yen.
It's not bad.
I have an idea.
There is a second street in front of us.
And there is a mountain of electricity on the right.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors with these two.
I see.
I'd like to reduce the time of moving.
Wow, isn't it a second street?
The electricity of the mountain will be off for about five minutes.
Then, shall we go?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's go!
All right! Let's go to the next street!
It's not good!
So, we have two products over 1466 yen.
I see.
It's not bad.
Let's go!
We have two products over 1466 yen.
What? It's the same!
What?
Wow!
Why is it like this?
It's because we have less money than before.
That's right.
We should have more money than before.
It's not good!
Then, buy two products over 1466 yen.
All right!
Pushy!
Start!
Pushy! Pushy!
It's not good!
Stop!
It's too bad!
What did you do?
I just played with the cash register.
And you changed your clothes.
It's a good thing.
It's amazing.
It's a good thing.
Let's ask about the products first.
All right.
This is global work.
Yes.
How much is it?
This is cheaper.
This is developed while camping.
It's 1390 yen more.
How much is it?
It's 3229 yen.
It's not bad.
And...
The time is...
8 minutes and 13 seconds.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
It's not good!
It's 193 yen more.
193 yen is not good at all.
That's right.
We've come this far.
Let's buy good products.
All right.
Let's go!
All right!
How is it?
6 minutes and 39 seconds.
I was confused.
I took out my condom.
It was 980 yen.
"Are you kidding me?!" I said.
"What?!" I said.
No, it's sewn here.
"Then I don't want it!" I said.
He stopped me.
And I bought a light bulb.
Instead of a condom, you bought a light bulb and refused to sew it.
It was crazy.
The extension code is 1,380 yen excluding tax, and the light bulb is 1,480 yen excluding tax, so it's 3,088 yen including tax, right?
Yes.
Let's calculate and spend the rest of the money, both of you.
Let's do it.
We're 7 inches apart.
We're 5'9" and 6'7".
We're saving quite a bit.
But if we keep going like this, if we both use one, we'll definitely go overboard, but the one with the lowest price wins.
That's right.
Anyway, we lost, didn't we?
Now that I think about it, it's like that.
The difference is about 1,200 yen.
Well, as expected, the upper limit is different and it seems like it's worth it for me.
Well...
The fact that you bought a low-priced light bulb resonates with me.
Because after I bought a light bulb, I've been buying it for more than that price.
The price of a farmer and a farmer's wife continues to...
Is it a farmer and a farmer's wife?
It's a curse of a farmer and a farmer's wife.
I can't forgive a farmer and a farmer's wife.
Sorry.
I can't forgive a farmer and a farmer's wife.
Well, with that being said, our cold win has been decided.
The game is over.
All right!
It was a fun drive.
Well, it's fun to do this with friends.
However, there are many more fun things in this world than doing this.
I think it's funny to do this for about 2,000 yen in real life.
Oh, I see.
It's been a long time since it was 10,000 yen.
It may have been complicated to say goodbye in the middle of it.
It may be best for high school students to do it for cheap money.
For cheap people.
That's right.
If you're a high school student, you'll say, "No!" and save a lot of money.
But we're rich people, so we don't have that much of a problem.
I don't have any more comments.
I thought you'd say it.
We don't have anything we don't need.
That's a good point.
Next time, let's start with a million yen and do it with a minimum of one million yen.
That's funny.
But we have to hurry up.
It's about time.
It's really late.
It's better not to say the truth.
Stop it.
People will believe it.
I don't know where to stop it.
It's all a lie.
Bye bye.
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